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<Snio> pathetic !!!!
<Snio> PENIS ENLARGEMENT PILLS = Lost dollars
<DawaiDOOM> you tried them?
<Snio> no ! of course !
<Snio> lol
<p0s> *LOG*
*** Parts: Snio (~jne@Mix-Bordeaux-208-2-43.abo.wanadoo.fr)

<Caskie> Ive gotta try and write a 17 page letter, but i dont kno what to write
<Fletch> Just write 'i am a fish' 400 times
<Caskie? no! :P, thats a waste of paper
<Fletch> Pfft,Im sick of people saying 'dont waste paper'. If trees wanted to live, they'd all carry guns

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KArmA-: telemarketer: yeah, I need to speak to your office manager please(very gruff voice)
KArmA-: me: who the fuck do you think you're talking to?
KArmA-: telemarketer: are you the office manager?
KArmA-: me: no asshole, I said, who do you think you're talking to, with that tone of voice
KArmA-: me: you don't call up and start barking at me like that
KArmA-: telemarketer: well sir I'm sorry but I need to speak to your office manager.
KArmA-: me: for what? he normally doesn't take phone calls for yard apes. . . what do you need to talk to him about that's so special?
KArmA-: telemarketer: !(#*%@ EXCUSE ME?! YARD APE?!?! WHAT IS YOUR NAME!?!?
KArmA-: me: *click*

<fahd> anyone want to volunteer with me at the retirement home
<d3> hell no fahd
<d3> have fun cleaning up 93 year old feces
<fahd> no
<fahd> just to talk to them
<fahd> entertain them
<fahd> and maybe get laid