Recent Quotes

<LemonTea> i have no desire to see a real person nude

<beretta> lets say you clone yourself
<beretta> and then you become attracted to yourself..and wind up having sex with your clone
<beretta> does that make you gay, or are you just on the forefront of masturbation technology?

<SinbadTheSailor> hi hedge...are you on turps?
<Hedge> quite sober actually
<sTar69> sober like, just jammed my penis in the door kinda sober?
<Hedge> sober like i just got caught shoplifting a dildo kinda sober
<sTar69> oh THAT kind of sober ;)
<sTar69> i mean err what are you talking about?

<scar_> what was the fastest vehicle in ww2?
<Hatter> ?
<Hatter> Jet
<Hatter> ww2 saw the first jet engine
<scar_> no, silly
<scar_> a jew on a bicycle through berlin
<Hatter> :\

<arkaneknight> I think my sister went to bed
<arkaneknight> brb
<Sio> Ew.