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<chin> i got a solution, lets shoot homeless at the missles
<chin> that way the system pays for itself

<Thin-H-Line> what's the best thing about an ethiopian blowjob?
<Porn_Angel> what?
<SKS> wat?
<Thin-H-Line> you know she'll swallow..

* XeniX has the bestest most gorgeous g/f in the world
<Toughie> lol
<Toughie> thanks BF
<Steppenwolf> Toughie and XeniX, sitting in a tree
<Toughie> i-r-c-i-n-g

<IceToad> anyone listen to the state of the union?
<IceToad> some of his statements confused me
<Syntacs> IceToad: Don't worry, he felt the same way.

<bytraper> I went to a strip club with my buddy.... anyway a friend of his chicks see's him there... and phones her up and tells her... she fires up and rocks up and grabs him by the hair and drags him out... anyway I figure im there so I may as well keep drinking... anyway 5 minutes later she's on the phone to my chick telling her Im there getting sex and guess who rocks up 5 minutes later??