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<MeatEating> why in the name of fuck are we talking about Star Trek?
<MeatEating> I think I'll leave again temporarily
<Uncle_Matt> Or you could leave temporally, in a way pleasing to us Trekkies.
- bash.org
Submitted 3 months, 1 week ago
<khamosis> oh man... i had typed "hey! anyone awake?" in another channel about 20 minutes ago
<khamosis> and just now i saw it and typed "yes!" not realizing it was me
- bash.org
Submitted 3 months, 1 week ago
(Jani) the wii is going to get raped in the console war
(Jani) unless xbox360's start exploding like dell laptops
(%Ransom) ps3 will destroy everything
(Jani) including your wallet
- bash.org
Submitted 3 months, 1 week ago
<Perryman> my vacuum blows
<DooMStalK> Perryman: You know, a lot of people have ended up in the hospital with embarrassing injuries because they thought their vacuum "blows"
- bash.org
Submitted 3 months, 1 week ago
<timer> my penis has a linux distribution on it
<defz> minix?
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Submitted 3 months, 1 week ago