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<ElJimador> u ppl meet potential mates off the internet?  ewwwww
<ElJimador> mailorderbride.com
<[gabe]> well, with a name like "hot4u" or "sweet12f" how can i resist?!

<Draffa> it's sad.  When I was 14/15/16, the hottest women were 25.  Now that i'm 25, the hottest girls are 14/15/16 :(

<d0ppy> I just had an idea
<d0ppy> If I spray cheese into a condom....
<cdkj>  :/
<d0ppy> I can actually have sex with easy cheese
<cdkj>  get a girlfriend please

<Mally> before his destiny was further clarified, Robin Hood spent several years stealing from the rich and giving to the porcupines

<phxfk> i spent the past hour doing leet network diagnosis
<phxfk> i flexed every single last one of my skillz
<Diz> to what end?
<phxfk> i meditated on the problem
<phxfk> i consulted the big book of hardware
<phxfk> i consulted oracles, farseers, nearsighted witches and trolls
<phxfk> what i shouldve done
<phxfk> is PLUGGED THE FUCKING NETWORK CABLE INTO THE FUCKING SERVER