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*** Haggis has quit IRC (Quit: Sometimes I try to masturbate long words into a conversation. Even if I dont know what they mean.)
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Submitted 1 month ago
<PeriSoft> did I tell you about the time we were playing chess?
<PeriSoft> we're playing, and as usual she's pwning me
<PeriSoft> she takes like six of my pieces in a row
<PeriSoft> and then yells, in the deepest voice she has, "KILLING SPREE!@!!!"
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Submitted 1 month ago
<Blinxuh> damnit
<Blinxuh> I can't order any of this shit because of these damn economy fluctuations
<Spudnewt> fluctuations? fluck chu asians?
<Spudnewt> well, fuck you too, americans
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Submitted 1 month ago
<Diablo-D3> RichiH: only you would have a chainsaw strapon.
<RichiH> yeah, this completely redefines "treehugger"
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Submitted 1 month ago
<Toby> can people stop useing the internet its getting slow for me
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Submitted 1 month ago