Recent Quotes

<Margret> Oh, Henry! Would you like your afternoon TIT?
<Henry> Yes dear, please, do the BLOWJOB
<Margret> One SUCK or two?
<Henry> I am afraid I must watch my SEXUAL HABITS, one ASSGRIND for me please, sweety
<Margret> Gladly dear, could you kindly SUCK ON MY biscotti?
<Henry> where is it WHORE?
<Margret> your HUMUNGOUS COCK has LEAKED SWEET MAN JUICE ON IT
<Henry> Oh, thank you dear, haha! Clumsy of my not to look under your LONG ASS PUBES
<Margret> *sip*
<Henry> *Sip* I do declare darling, what type of CLIT is this? Its very juicy
<Margret> Its essence of WET HOT PUSSY JUICE, d'you like it?

<veruca_girl> wtf?
<veruca_girl> you people make less sense than a david lynch film

<brent> I think when you check all the empty beer cans you have a problem on your hands
<sledge> and that would be no more beer

<Mir> I'm based on a true story
<eldee> mir: what book? kamasutra for homos? :)
<Mir> no....
<Mir> not a book
<Mir> I'm based on the Story of Dave. The guy that was.
<eldee> the guy that was _____? (gay?)
<eldee> bwahahhaa
<boozie> hahaha
<Mir> no
<Mir> the guy that was.   theres no more words, I put the . in there.
<eldee> dang
<eldee> he's right.
<eldee> punctuation's a bitch
<boozie> poop

<LarsC> i have women issues.
<LarsC> namely, I hate them.