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<confuted> they said "non-toxic"  we figured that meant "safe to drink"
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Submitted 3 months, 2 weeks ago
<Berzerker> like one time i shit on a bench in my school playground 
<Berzerker> and like it smelt so bad 
<Berzerker> and i covered it with playground gravel 
<Berzerker> and like when the cafeteria aid came the next day she cleared it off with her hand 
<Berzerker> and like 
<Berzerker> poop!
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Submitted 3 months, 2 weeks ago
<   Milenko> im so bored..
<@ALGORYTHM> get a job
<   Milenko> i have a job
<   Milenko> Im in the army kid
<   Milenko> im on leave because i got shot in the ass during basic training :-/
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Submitted 3 months, 2 weeks ago
<@topsoil> The College Jeopardy winner wagered $1,337 in Final Jeopardy... seems more like the geek hero to me :)
<@topsoil> I was hoping he'd come back and lose and then Alex would be like, "Sorry to say this...but you wagered $1337 and lost, which now means, *holds up sign* 'j00 4r3 n0t 1337.'"
<@topsoil> Either that or Alex would just look at him and say, "pwn3d".
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Submitted 3 months, 2 weeks ago
<@RT[Ragnarok]> meet me in the middle of the 2nd level of the skeleton cave
<skold> I WANNA CAST MAGIC MISSILE
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Submitted 3 months, 2 weeks ago