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Submitted 3 months, 2 weeks ago
<Clutch1> Some fucker is using my name!
<Zaratustra> Clutch is samuraislo@sc-24-24-233-120.socal.rr.com * Michael Pierce
<Clutch1> Hmmm... I am that fucker.
<Zaratustra> Indeed.
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Submitted 3 months, 2 weeks ago
<+Inca> Lydia: Why did George Bush cross the road?
<+Inca> Lydia: Because his penis was stuck in the chicken!
<+Inca> I have strange friends
<+spock1104> he fucked the chicken and didn't have an exit strategy >_>
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Submitted 3 months, 2 weeks ago
<FuseGirl> life is like a toilet roll, when it's near the end, you panic
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Submitted 3 months, 2 weeks ago
*** DarkElf changes topic to "Sundancer Kicked Hiro's butt at Pool!! :) that's Mr 'I have my own table at home' Gay Helicopter Pilot Hiro (in case you were wondering)"
<Hiro> *growl*
*** Hiro changes topic to "I lost ONE FUCKING GAME to her ok?"
*** DarkElf changes topic to "yes, but to a WOMAN ?"
<Hiro> she isnt a women
<Hiro> she is a beast from the pits of hell
<Hiro> a demon possessed her
<DarkElf> see - reading that bible thing may have helped you... and you laughed at the people in #alive
*** DarkElf changes topic to "Hiro converts to christianity"
<Hiro> de: even jesus would have lost that fucking game of pool
<Hiro> I need a gun, so I can shoot myself
<DarkElf> Hiro: why don't you just stab yoursefl in the eye with the pool cue.....
<DarkElf> hang on though, going on sunny's description of you skill you'll probably miss *grin
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Submitted 3 months, 2 weeks ago