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<KINGofEXTREME> alligators are male crocdiles

<kaber> My buddy just got a divorce. they had 4 kids. she met some new guy and she thinks she'll have it better with him
<kaber> so the women leave thinking it's greener on the other side and what not.. and they usually end up getting shafted even more
<tomalak> kaber: I think that's the point.

[Cerixus] I'll give you $50 if you'll stop trying to tell me how to save money.

<jolt> this sucks
<jolt> i joined #insomniacs, but they're all sleeping

<Dracleath> Dual wielding great swords with monkey grip
<Staberinde> I have a monkeygrip
<Staberinde> they won't let me use it in public though