Recent Quotes

<hakan> mine is bent upwards but the base points down
<hakan> its like a plant trying to grow to get more sunlight
<helminthes> yeah except it's your weiner
<hakan> but theres moss on it

<Tw1zt1d> I need to do some DDR practice >;\
<Minion> WTF? I always thought DDR was Double Date Rape

<Atreides> crap i just deleted dransik
<Atreides> stupid gms..
<[Blitzkrieg]> lol
<Bartolimis> You're calling the GMs stupid because YOU deleted dransik?
<Atreides> yep

<Char> i think my favourite smooth move of his was when she said in aim he was kind of being creepy
<Char> so he got her mobile number form somewhere and phoned to apologise

<bTm> I swear to God, if you ever say that to me again, I will remove each and every one of your limbs, including your tiny penis, with a rusty spoon, shove your bleeding stumps into buckets of rock salt, then force you to eat your way out of a hole filled with your own feces and body parts.
<Xeonspire> Er. All I said was, "Hi".