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<Flik> my friend gave up masturbation for lent, and lost in an hour

<a> OS X is POSIX, isn't it?
<b> yea.. without letters P and I

<Ed> Why is there so much fat porn lately? Someone needs to be shot.
<Rivorus> what the hell is wrong with fat porn?
<Toad> Yeah, I'm sure they all have great personalities.

<helminthes> hey i had a vision today of some fat old man with a dog sitting on campus and he goes, "hey, pet my dog" and i say, "heh no thanks i gotta go to class." "but the dog's cute, look at him." "no man, see ya" "DOG HATER!!! DOG HATER!! HE JUST HIT MY DOG IN THE FACE" {i run away}

<lagrange> I had a doctor's appointment today about the way I keep oversleeping. I overslept and missed it.