Recent Quotes

<jaga> does anyone here have a computer?

<jaban> IRC channels are like houses...
<jaban> You can kick your friends out of your house for any reason you want, even if you're being stupid and unreasonable. You can even kick them out for no reason at all. It's YOUR house.
<jaban> Now imagine if 3-year-olds owned all the houses.
<jaban> That's IRC.

* Devil steals The_Pope's hat
<The_Pope> give it back bitch.
<Devil> wheee
<The_Pope> Wanna go?

(chronic1) i wouldn't like a virgin....i think they deserve a professional fuck the first time so they are not dissappointed....i could go down...but i am not the best fuck
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(chronic1) if masterbation made you good, i'd be the best

< myren> feel like i'm gonna fucking die
< [mbm]> ?
< Wonka> to die fucking would quite sure feel better...
< [mbm]> wouldn't want to be the partner
< [mbm]> I mean, do you finish?