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<gopus> what does liking big butts and not lying have to do with each other?
<gopus> if I like big butts
<gopus> does that mean I can't lie?
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Submitted 4 months ago
GameFreak7744: I could be Einstein.
GameFreak7744: E=MC... shit where is the squared key...
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Submitted 4 months ago
<louis> just by me being near him he nearly burst his vasectomy stitches
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Submitted 4 months ago
<Squidwerd> *sings* Ooooooooo-oh supersadomasochistinecrobestiality, it's when you get a hard-on making Lassie a fatality!
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Submitted 4 months ago
<Endura> Man, don't you just hate it when you are with your parents in front of important people and all of the sudden...you're hard and it won't go down?
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Submitted 4 months ago