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* Dr_Vladimir cries at the racial discrimination....
<Dr_Vladimir> Robots are people too!
<TK-421> lousy automatons
* Norton flicks off muffbots switch
*** Signoff: muffbot ()
<muffinator> :o
<Norton> ONO
<Dr_Vladimir> OH MY GOD!
<muffinator> MOUTH TO MOUTH
<Norton> eh?
* Norton hooks up jumper cables to muffbot
<Norton> CLEAR
* Norton turns his car over
*** muffbot (mister@ip68-99-108-30.hr.hr.cox.net) has joined channel #MUA
<Norton> w00!!
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Submitted 3 months, 4 weeks ago
<Drac|working> cool pizza,beer and my computer......this is the life
<Seth> Drac|working: that is the life of one who doesn't have a life ;)
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Submitted 3 months, 4 weeks ago
<Dead_One> and when i restarted it it goes *there wasa problem with the registry*
<Dead_One> *would you like us to slam it in all at once, or inch by inch like a gentleman* ?
<Dead_One> and the *nicer* option was gr3yed out.
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Submitted 3 months, 4 weeks ago
<Al> arabs can't spell so we have to spell for them
<Al> that's why it's "Koran"
<Kurt> short for Korean
<Lloyddy> i thought ^_^ was short for korean
<jre> No, kek is
<Alien> huk of the ke
<Lloyddy> so is keke short for a jolly korean?
<jre> A kek is one unit of kekeke
<jre> THis throws people because of the extra letter
<Alien> keks bind together via k-ration-synthesis, where each unit sheds one k to form a long chain of kekekeks
<Kurt> FREAKIN NERD
<Alien> They're what we in the business call kekides
*Kurt spanks Alien with moon rocks
<jre> The extra Ks then bind to form the atmosphere of the Zerg homeworld
<jre> Koreans are to the Zerg homeworld what trees are to Earth
<jre> Coincidentally enough, when Zergs respirate, they take in Ks and breathe out chop suey
<Alien> When the polykekide chain is broken the free ks are broken to be used for klysis, rendering the Zerg atmosphere a vacuum.
<jre> LIAR
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Submitted 3 months, 4 weeks ago
<@TunaRoll> wow, i  spelled bukkake wrong and google corrected me
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Submitted 3 months, 4 weeks ago