Recent Quotes

<deevee> I love my new computer
<deevee> more than my gf

<Pyrate> I was downloading a hentai game, but it was slowing down my Harry Potter download, so I canceled it... I think I may be a little retarded

<swesticles> OK, I fixed my match.com profile. Sadly, I'll still be a gay man with a nice butt that likes kittens for 24-72 hours until my new profile is approved :(
<Psion> what?
<swesticles> I changed my password, too, so whatever assfuck hacked my account can suck my dick.

<Rjx> was last day of school today
<Rjx> loads of people signed my shirt
<vampireuk> I remember some wise ass signed "wide load" on mine
<Rjx> I went round writing "www.goatse.cx" on people's

<AlieN__> hello...
<AlieN__> I'm damn bored
<AlieN__> be funny
<AlieN__> please
<Gato> *FART*
<AlieN__> yay canadian jokes